Testamenti

I have 4 hours left to my last paper in my year 2 sem 1..
online chatting blogging packing...all but reading....
come on, how ur gonna study while every1s cheering for raya?
some words  to my friends out there..
to ms. sheauhui...ur 1st..cuz you said that i dont like sing k..that is so not true k?haha..i just dont wanna spoil your ears..
to mr. Kai..your one of my best friend for at least till now...lifes hard when your so dry and going for hard missions(you know its bout girls)..i cant really say anything bout it..but it would be the least of me seeing you emo again..
to ms.Sis...good luck on the laser surgery and stay pretty
to mr Clot...dont be so sensitive..its yours it will be..
to mr R...you had the roughest time..im shocked and bitter..good luck today
to current classmates...i had wonderful time futsal-ing movie-ing and assignment-ing with ya'all..may the remain semester still rocks..
to ms Hsi..congrate?if its true...you've been waiting for so long..and he would be the best person for you..hope ya be happy
to you reader..u said u read my blog..im actually happy..cuz i dont think there is still more than 5 people reading this lousy blog..
i promised to say some bad words of you..heres some
you're so bad cuz you are way too nice to every one
you're so bad as you're the girl why guys needed the degree theory
you're so bad cuz you laughed at so many things
oh ya...ur also bad cuz you made me less emo..haha(this is a lie)

i wrote this cuz i know most of you wouldnt read this blog..so maybe it would be a good testament if i had an accident or something?who knows huh?
going back penang means i will have no internet access for the next three months..so ciao

The degree theory

A fun fact for the guys...
why there is a must for a degree cert?
lets make some calculation
lets estimate that a degree graduate earns around 2000...
minus the epfs and sosco it'll round 1900
lets imagine that you have a girlfriend
you have to dine with her at least 1 meal..
you had to take her to nicer places rite?
so we estimate it to be around 20++ for a person which makes it lets say 50 for the night
multiply the cost to a month...which is 30 days..
tada...its 1500
but gud news..
u still have 400 left..which u will always need some movie and also it might be able to pay for your petrol perhaps..
life sucks huh?
go get a degree

BKT

It's exam time~

pressures are filling my stomach..so dun feel weird if u felt dat i gain fat..

anyway..

everyone needs a break from the exam rite?(ok...its just the first paper only)

so classmates n yk went to somewhere called metro prima??

for some nice bak kut teh

(nvr able to resist bkt)

 the place is called kaka...

did u found out dat the pics are abit blur...

yea...cuz i only realise dat my filters were broken...

luckily they din made scratches to the lens..

seems ok?

how bout tis?

broken filter...

im not a pro in photographies..

but i gain a new knowledge today..

broken filters actually wouldnt affect the pictures taken..o.o

haha

ciao~

p/s: i always think dat it hard to be single..but its always harder to hear ppls relationship probs..
      i hate those probs so much...why cant they jus stay happily ever after?
      y those asses can have girls so easily while me stuck in my single retard life for almost forever now?
      but its ok...i enjoyed it...rather than those soap opera thingy dat would really kill ppl~

Stella Zinman to Ted Mosby

Stella to Ted

There is once where i was pulled over.
The cop swaggers and said. young lady, i've been waiting for you all day
so i looked up to him and said im so sorry officer, i got here as fast as i could.

i know that your tired of waiting and you may have to wait a little while more but she's on her way ted,
and she is getting here as fast as she can.

笑话

陈汉典：
1. 有一天，娘娘的小明走着走着到了一个巷子，看到巷子没路走了就说：哎呀，死相（巷）。

2.小蚯蚓在家闲着，家里人又不要陪他玩，所以就斩断自己的身体一半，跑去玩棒球的。
   妈妈看到觉得这方法不错，也切了四段，打牌去了。
   但是他们却接到消息说爸爸住院了，生命还有危险。他们哭着问爸爸怎么了？
   爸爸说：我看到你们的点子不错，就想说切一切来玩足球啊.......